Who goes to Fairway, besides me, at 6pm on Friday before July 4th weekend?

• Someone who requested "half a pound" of tuna salad. When she was given a container with 0.53 pounds of tuna salad, she said, "no, I wanted half a pound," and made the server remove the excess.

• Someone who insisted that the server was wrong when saying that Boar's Head turkey doesn't contain any nitrates, because the sign "Boar's Head" also didn't explicitly say the turkey contains no nitrates. The turkey was ultimately refused.