It's so nice when effective advertisements turn out to be true with no footnotes, fine print, disclaimers or otherwise.

The ads for Airtrain Newark say: Penn Station to Newark Airport in 30 minutes.

It takes 30 minutes. The NJ Transit ride is 20 minutes to Newark Airport station, and the monorail connection takes 10 minutes including waiting time. With a Jetsons-esque experience to boot.

Airtrain Newark, advertised as fast and convenient, is.